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Red XIII is good in battle. He's fast, moderately strong, and good at magic. The only bad thing is that some of his limits aren't great.

He's a cool character. I mean, he's a talking lionish thing! That's really neat. And it's animal-rightsish! ;-)

His story is neat. Most of the other characters' stories aren't too great. Like Cloud's is boring... maybe just how it came to be... his stupidity. OK, it's not really that bad, but the only better ones are Sephiroth's (of course) and Vincent's and Aerith's.

I feel sorry for him. Hojo just treated him like a rat! And Aeris, but Red XIII hates Hojo more. ;-) Red XIII is a talking animal just like you, Hojo! (Or is that some Mako-using machine that's talking for Hojo? And is Hojo really an animal or is he a plant?) And what about how sad his story is? He thought he was some useless, prideless thing. Poor Red.

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I have this fanfic (The Tifa, Cloud, etc. insults aren't true):

There is one apartment in Junon that was made after the defeat of Sephiroth that Red XIII and his friends live in.

Red XIII shares a room with Cait Sith.

Red XIII: I hate it that we were put together because we're not humans.
Cait Sith: Yes, it's mean.

Cloud comes in.

Cloud: Ha, ha! You animals!
Red & Cait: Shut up!
Cloud: Ha, ha!

Aeris comes in.

Aeris: I know I'm supposed to be dead, but shut up, Cloud!
Cloud: Aeris? You're alive?!
Aeris: Not any more. I just came to tell you to shut up. I'll send Sephiroth after you if you don't.
Cloud: Oh, I can beat Sephiroth single-handedly.
Aeris: Not without your Knights of the Round Materia you aren't!

Aeris steals Cloud's Materia and gives it to Red XIII.

Aeris: Just a little trick Yuffie taught me.
Cloud: I'll get you for that, Aeris!
Red XIII: No you won't!
Cloud: AAAAAKK! Red, please, no!
Red XIII: Okay, but only if you don't touch Aeris.
Cloud: Okay.

Tifa and Yuffie come in.

Yuffie and Tifa: Hi.
Aeris: Hey, Yuffie!
Cloud: Hi, Tifa.
Yuffie: Aeris! You're alive!
Tifa: Hi, Cloud.
Aeris: I used that trick you taught me for stealing Materia and stole Cloud's KOTR Materia and gave it to Red.
Cloud: Aeris is alive.
Yuffie: Cool! Can I have it?
Tifa: But you still love me, right, Cloud?
Aeris: NO! You steal your own Materia, you're better at it! Shut up, Tifa. You can have all the Cloud you want! He's an idiot!
Yuffie: Okay!
Cloud: Tifa, ignore her. She's gone crazy.
Aeris: I'm not the crazy one here! Just because I feel something for animals doesn't mean I'm crazy!

Yuffie steals a Master HP Plus Materia from Cloud.

Cloud: Hey!
Tifa: Hmmph. It seems like I'm the only good girl left.
Aeris and Yuffie: No you're not! Cloud's an idiot!
Cloud: Am not!
Tifa: Come on, I love Cloud!
Aeris: Good for you!

Aeris steals Tifa's Manipulate Materia.

Tifa: Da**, I could have used that!
Cloud: Don't worry, baby. I'll protect you!
Aeris: Yeah, you need each other's brains to have one half the size of mine or Yuffie's or Red XIII's or Vincent's or...

Sephiroth comes in, swinging his sword.
After Sephiroth enters, Vincent does.

Sephiroth: Hi,it's my good friend Aeris!

Vincent: Hello, everybody!
Tifa: Ha, ha! Did you just hear what Sephiroth said! He probably decided that he would become evil!
Aeris: What do you mean, Tifa?
Tifa: He killed you! That was a good thing to do!
Red XIII: Maybe he's become good. Now he's going to kill you and Cloud.
Sephiroth: Well, bye! I just dropped by to say I became good and became a vegitarian.
Cloud: Ha, ha! Vegitarian! No more eating Red XIII for you!
Aeris: Was that an insult?
Vincent and Yuffie: Shut up Cloud!
Cloud: Why, indeed it was an insult.
Tifa: Cloud, let's go out for dinner. I'll have...
Cloud: Red XIII?
Tifa: Of course.
Yuffie: Wait! You ain't having anything but a salad!
Tifa: Cloud won't have his wonderful muscles if he eats salad.
Aeris: Sephiroth has better muscles than Cloud and he eats salad all day!
Yuffie: And Vincent! Vincent's so strong!

Sephiroth and Vincent blush.

Red XIII: Oh, nobody likes me...
Aeris: That's because we choose the same kind of animal. Me and Seph are ancients... kind of... and Yuffie and Vincent are people.
Tifa: And Cloud and I aren't even animals!
Vincent: What do you mean?

A Navite American lion comes in.

Lion: Hello. I'm Nanika.
Red XIII: Hi, Nanika. I'm Red XIII or Nanaki, whichever you want to call me.
Nanika: Nanaki! Bugenhagen told me I was supposed to find you! And you're more than I expected...
Aeris: See, Red? Everybody has a pair of their kind of animal!
Cait Sith: Hey Red XIII and Cloud! I just read an ad for a dance tongight!

Cait Sith looks up from the newspaper and sees everybody.

Cait Sith: Hi Yuffie and Sephiroth and Vincent and Tifa and the girl lion and... Aeris?

Aeris and Nanika explain everything.

Cait Sith: Well, does everybody here have a date?
Sephiroth: Everybody but you!
Cait Sith: What?
Red XIII: Don't worry, you can have Marlene.
Cait Sith: Wait... It says if anybody comes without a date they can look for other singles and find one!
Nakina: When does it start?
Cait Sith: In fifteen minutes! We'd better get dressed and go!

They all get dressed in fancy clothes and go to the dance.

At the dance, Yuffie and Vincent come in and start dancing. Then Red XIII and Nakina, then Cloud and Tifa, then Aeris and Sephiroth.
When Cait Sith enters, he goes to the singles part.
Cait Sith sees Cait Sith-animal woman and they dance.

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